Here is my list for this:
1. List a natural diasaster.
Drought
2. A funny charcter (Not an existing 'character', but a character type)
Prostitute with a PHd in quantum physics
3. List a creepy and/or dangerous profession.
Mortician
4. List a creepy city.
Portland, Oregon (I live here so trust me on this one)
5.List an enivormental, or scientific issue you feel strongly about.
Depletion of the ozone layer and its impact on the migratory patterns of the wombat
6. List a unique method of murder or death.
Strapped to a table with a cage of rats with a leather floor positioned over the stomach. On top of the cage is a bed of coals that slowly lowers causing the rats to eat through the leather into the stomach. The person literally watches the rats eat them alive until finally a lung is punctured causing death. can last hours depending on the rate the coals are descending. ( I am really not this morbid though)
7. List an obsession.
Video Games
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