I get a lot of gay customers at work and I have been hit on a couple of times
Today as I was helping a customer on the aisle...this gay guy stopped me and started caressing my tie. He goes (gay voice) "you are so stylish." I just gave him a stare and went on my way.

Another time this gay guy comes up to the counter and goes:

gay guy: (gay voice) you must be new here because I've never seen you before. I'm having a party this weekend would you like to come?
me: I'm busy this weekend
gay guy: well do you have a gf?
me: yes.
gay guy: your gf doesn't love you. well just bring her to the party too.
me: I can't go.
gay guy: {gives me his phone number and address.} It was nice meeting you.

I have plenty more instances, but I'll leave it hush hush. Bad thing is there are plenty of hot college girls and I never got hit on by them yet.

 

"your gf doesn't love you"

:wtf: :eh:

 

:rofl::rofl:

 

btw this one time i was having lunch and some dood starts talking to me. i just got up and left.

 

homo. maybe you should burn that tie?

lol

 

wtf was that whole "gf doesnt love you" part???

and you should flirt back with them :eek3:

 

dude flirt back... you get mad tips :eek3:

my friend works at kinko's in the gay part of town, and he makes BANK just from tips.

 

I don't think tips are appropriate in the pharmacy. I'm scared one day imma walk out to my car and get kidnapped by some gay guys and pushed into the dark alley right behind the store and get ass rapped

 

wild penis :eek3:

 

shriveled penis with extra foreskin h: