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Old May 11, 2004 | 09:03 PM
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Default I must be Gay and I don't know it yet.

I get a lot of gay customers at work and I have been hit on a couple of times
Today as I was helping a customer on the aisle...this gay guy stopped me and started caressing my tie. He goes (gay voice) "you are so stylish." I just gave him a stare and went on my way.

Another time this gay guy comes up to the counter and goes:

gay guy: (gay voice) you must be new here because I've never seen you before. I'm having a party this weekend would you like to come?
me: I'm busy this weekend
gay guy: well do you have a gf?
me: yes.
gay guy: your gf doesn't love you. well just bring her to the party too.
me: I can't go.
gay guy: {gives me his phone number and address.} It was nice meeting you.

I have plenty more instances, but I'll leave it hush hush. Bad thing is there are plenty of hot college girls and I never got hit on by them yet.
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