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Old May 10, 2004 | 10:04 PM
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Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slowdown in over-all performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry application that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0. And now Conversation 1.5 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,

Desperate And the reply...

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Dear Desperate:

First keep in mind; Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try entering the command C:\I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0. If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create Snoringloudly.wav files.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot lea! rn new applications quickly. You might consider additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 6.9.

Good Luck,

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Old May 10, 2004 | 10:07 PM
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:chuckles:

for a second there i thought you got married.
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Old May 10, 2004 | 10:09 PM
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but i love my bf!
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Old May 10, 2004 | 10:30 PM
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Originally Posted by nevets
:chuckles:

for a second there i thought you got married.

haha...feels like i did

i didnt mean that in a bad way....shhh..dont tell him
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Old May 10, 2004 | 10:31 PM
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at least a 2x repost... and so so old
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Old May 10, 2004 | 10:53 PM
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weaksauce.....old post....

but don't you dare traumatize me with the words "tech support"
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Old May 10, 2004 | 11:14 PM
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jlammy my cock broke, can you dail it back in?
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Old May 10, 2004 | 11:43 PM
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Originally Posted by SUPER KiMBO
haha...feels like i did

i didnt mean that in a bad way....shhh..dont tell him
i would feel that way too if i were with errol. :ugh: h:
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Old May 11, 2004 | 12:22 AM
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Originally Posted by nevets
i would feel that way too if i were with errol. :ugh: h:

don't hate hfawk:
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