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Old Apr 27, 2004 | 08:46 PM
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Old Apr 27, 2004 | 08:50 PM
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Man I remember this... it's still funny as hell.

eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something

ROFLMAO!
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Old Apr 27, 2004 | 09:00 PM
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HARRRRRRRRRRRepost!!!!!!!!
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Old Apr 27, 2004 | 09:02 PM
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lmfao!! :rofl:
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Old Apr 27, 2004 | 09:03 PM
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Jdogg:I am completely inside of you. You are my dick puppet. I put on a little play.

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Old Apr 27, 2004 | 09:05 PM
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thats hilarious, even for a repost that i've seen 10 times

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Old Apr 27, 2004 | 09:10 PM
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Boy: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.
Boy: I see shit nuggets hanging from the hair around your asshole.

that was golden. :rofl:
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Old Apr 27, 2004 | 09:22 PM
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Girl: I can't believe that cops are after you
Boy: I can't believe Santa lets you sit on his lap..


Sorry I couldn't resist. I actually fell out of my chair reading that one.
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Old Apr 27, 2004 | 09:28 PM
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i was reading it at work, and i felt the presence of others....i turn around and there's like 5 people reading it along with me...:doh:

it was right near the end to...so all they saw was:

Boy: I run my tounge up and down your smooth slit.
Girl: mmmm yeah
Boy: uh oh ...going limp.
Girl: Har
Boy: You gotta do better than that!
Boy: Your picture was really bad.
Girl: HARRRRRRRRRRRR
Boy: Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your pussy get more moist with every stroke.
Boy: I softly suck on your clit bringing it in and out of my mouth.
Boy: Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose.
Boy: I begin to feel empowered by your femininity.
Girl: mmmmmm you are good
Boy: I feel your thighs tighten as I suck harder
Boy: going limp
Girl: HARRRRRRR
Boy: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands.
Boy: You begin to sway back and forth.
Boy: going limp
Girl: this is stupid
Boy: ...still limp
Boy: Do it!
Girl: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR
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