Citan5217 = me

Citan5217 (10:44:58 PM): indeed
Citan5217 (10:45:10 PM): and i've been distracted by funny things online
sixister (10:45:19 PM): you need to focus nigga
sixister (10:45:20 PM): OH
sixister (10:45:22 PM): DUDE
sixister (10:45:23 PM): reminds me
sixister (10:45:25 PM): funny ass story
sixister (10:45:34 PM): so there used to be this short ass elfen manager at costco
sixister (10:45:51 PM): he was like 5'4" and everyone hated him except this one other manager
sixister (10:45:57 PM): cause he was a pompous ****
sixister (10:46:02 PM): and liked telling people what to do
sixister (10:46:27 PM): so one day one of our other managers starts talking about some nicorette that's like piled up in front of the cig cage
sixister (10:46:47 PM): and they keep saying, somebody needs to move the nicorette
sixister (10:47:06 PM): and this whole conversation is on the radio
sixister (10:47:16 PM): right, cause all the managers and people talk to each other with radios
Citan5217 (10:47:34 PM): yeah?
sixister (10:47:39 PM): so this bastard elfin manager busts out and says 'YEAH, SOMEONE MOVE THE ******ETTE'
Citan5217 (10:47:51 PM): DUDE
sixister (10:47:57 PM): needless to say
sixister (10:48:12 PM): he got busted down to cashier assistant
sixister (10:48:20 PM): gets paid one fourth what he got paid as a manager
sixister (10:48:41 PM): and now he has to work in the santa maria building cause he pissed off all of the black people who work at the goleta warehouse
Citan5217 (10:48:43 PM): HELL YEAH
sixister (10:48:47 PM): hahaha
Citan5217 (10:48:49 PM): THAT'S AWESOME
Citan5217 (10:49:49 PM): Dude... he got owned
sixister (10:50:08 PM): mega
Citan5217 (10:50:40 PM): can I post this on a webboard?
sixister (10:50:47 PM): why sure
Citan5217 (10:51:00 PM): kewl

Dude... I love stories of managers being shot down :thumbup:

 

did he really mean to say "n-word-ette?"

 

so he's a manager telling people what to do? Imagine that


why couldn't he just say that he said nicorette and that it just sounded differently over the radio? :thinking:

 

whats elfen? :thinking:

 

Oops... looks like the censoring on this board's too quick for me.


Should I fix it and make it easily readable?

 

i.e.

vertically challenged

i.e.

short

 

thats what i figured h: