Do my posts show how amazingly bored I really am?

Someone suggest something fun to do. Not including fapping...my dick is rubbed raw already

 

Sure... remove two of your ribs and make some drum sticks. Then give yourself a blow job.

Or you could squeeze your balls and see if you can be like Micheal Jackson. Well that would require a sex change, shit call the local hospital and see if they'll do one tonight.

 

hmmm......maybe I will just fire up some COD instead.

I suck at rib removal

 

go :sleep:

 

Its easy... just need the right kind of anaesthetic... I suggest some Vodka mixed in Nyquil.

 

For every post you make, I command you to drink a beer.

 

:lmfao:

I don't have that much beer to drink though.

 

Therein lies the problem, grasshopper. Acquire beer or post? :thinking:

 

*looks for beer stores that deliver and take orders on the webh:

 

Now THAT is a growth industry, for sheezy.
:chuckles: I am down for that!

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