Originally Posted by Nightshade
Do my posts show how amazingly bored I really am?
Someone suggest something fun to do. Not including fapping...my dick is rubbed raw already

Sure... remove two of your ribs and make some drum sticks. Then give yourself a blow job.
Or you could squeeze your balls and see if you can be like Micheal Jackson. Well that would require a sex change, shit call the local hospital and see if they'll do one tonight.