Well I received an interesting phone call today at work. Here is how it went:

me: Rite-Aid pharmacy Phat speaking may I help you?
disgruntled person: How many dicks do you suck a day?(In a very angry voice) I know you suck dick. How many dicks huh?
me: I don't partake in such a thing (In my professional voice)
disgruntled person: Well I know you suck dick. F-ck you mother f-cker. (hangs up the phone)

 

talk about odd phone calls!! you handled yourself right though!! :bigok:

 

you should have been like....approximately 42....all profesional sounding...and then asked if you could help him with anything else

 

I would have hung up on that sumbitch

 

yeah I wouldn't even give them the pleasure of a response.

 

yea, the best thing is not to deal wit those ppl.

 

i woulda said "can i suck yours??" to the lady. then, i would have lost my job as a pharmacist and feel like a dumbfawk.

 

should have told him the truth and said two.

 

shoulda sucked his dick

 

you shouldve said "contraceptives are on aisle 4"