Well I received an interesting phone call today at work. Here is how it went:

me: Rite-Aid pharmacy Phat speaking may I help you?
disgruntled person: How many dicks do you suck a day?(In a very angry voice) I know you suck dick. How many dicks huh?
me: I don't partake in such a thing (In my professional voice)
disgruntled person: Well I know you suck dick. F-ck you mother f-cker. (hangs up the phone)