"i need to love myself first" :shrug:

 

One time I went out with a girl briefly, solely because she was sort of a tramp. My sister found out about it and went up to her and said she would not have her brother dating a tramp like you, you two are broken up now. One time, in Texas, I was dating this hot little bleach blonde, and I went to California for Chritsmas. When I got back to Texas, I called her house and some guy answered. I asked for her, and he said she could not talk to me, I ask who he is and he replies, her husband. I said congratulations, you must have just got married, he says yes we did and thanks. I was better off without her, little too crazy and unstable, mental twig that was fixin' to snap. She felt up another doctor's wife at a party once, which would have been pretty cool, if it was not in a small, redneck town in Texas

 

 

we need to have a talk..

 

I caught my ex cheating on me, so the line I used went something like this: "Now I know we have an open relationship and such, but by open I didn't mean you getting the train from some of my best friends." Said it with no emotion, twas classic.

 

worst reason is no reason.

 

"no brodie that was too little to late"
"too little, you said it was a good size"


:lmfao: