One time I went out with a girl briefly, solely because she was sort of a tramp. My sister found out about it and went up to her and said she would not have her brother dating a tramp like you, you two are broken up now. One time, in Texas, I was dating this hot little bleach blonde, and I went to California for Chritsmas. When I got back to Texas, I called her house and some guy answered. I asked for her, and he said she could not talk to me, I ask who he is and he replies, her husband. I said congratulations, you must have just got married, he says yes we did and thanks. I was better off without her, little too crazy and unstable, mental twig that was fixin' to snap. She felt up another doctor's wife at a party once, which would have been pretty cool, if it was not in a small, redneck town in Texas