Now Taking Applications
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Now Taking Applications
Lately everyone I know is falling in love. or at least, they've found a steady piece of ass. Of course this would happen the second I become single. Its like pouring salt into my wounds!! Grr!
Anyhow, Ive decided that what I need is a good steady sugar daddy. Love shmove. We can meet up on occasion to make public appearances. That way people will think we're really a couple. And you can make direct deposists into my bank account. Im not picky...man, woman, old, young, black, white, religious or not. If anyone is interested feel free to apply via this thread or PM.
For Those Of You With No Sense Of Humor: Im not serious at ALL.
Anyhow, Ive decided that what I need is a good steady sugar daddy. Love shmove. We can meet up on occasion to make public appearances. That way people will think we're really a couple. And you can make direct deposists into my bank account. Im not picky...man, woman, old, young, black, white, religious or not. If anyone is interested feel free to apply via this thread or PM.
For Those Of You With No Sense Of Humor: Im not serious at ALL.
Last edited by etzok; Jan 29, 2004 at 08:11 AM. Reason: Edited For Clarification
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Senior Member Wannabe
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snitches get stitches
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From: Portland, OR
Originally Posted by nextgenholmes
false advertising, that is not "a real MILF" :ugh:
more meat, more fire
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From: Orange, CA
Originally Posted by etzok
Hahaha....it would still be interesting to see the responses...c'mon you suckers, APPLY. Besides, dom, if you've got some goods to offer maybe I *will* become serious.... 
My friend gave put a price tag on my jacket at the school bookstore yesterday. It read "$9.95, guy included! <3"
I guess I'm a cheap lay :wtc: