Lately everyone I know is falling in love. or at least, they've found a steady piece of ass. Of course this would happen the second I become single. Its like pouring salt into my wounds!! Grr!

Anyhow, Ive decided that what I need is a good steady sugar daddy. Love shmove. We can meet up on occasion to make public appearances. That way people will think we're really a couple. And you can make direct deposists into my bank account. Im not picky...man, woman, old, young, black, white, religious or not. If anyone is interested feel free to apply via this thread or PM.




























































For Those Of You With No Sense Of Humor: Im not serious at ALL.