I can never sit in my back seat again
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So I took my best friend, Dan, out to dinner on Thursday for his 21st birthday...I went with my girl, him and his girl, and one of our friends, Ben. I dropped my girlfriend off first because she had to work early the next morning, then me and Ben ran into a Wal-Mart because we had to buy a couple cheap things for Christmas there. I left Dan and his girlfriend in my backseat with the car running and the lights on...they were making out, I figured that I'd let Dan have fun on his birthday. So me and Ben come back like 8-10 mins later and then I drop Ben and Dan's girlfriend off. I drove Dan home and I asked him what they did in my back seat...he told me that she wanted to give him head, but didn't.
So then my girlfriend tells me that she heard that he got head in my backseat....and then another friend tells me, and another friend. I am really ****ing pissed off right now, for threereasons. 1) He didn't have the balls to tell me 2) The fact that he got head in my backseat pisses me off and 3) He told everyone but me.
I am really pissed right now :madfawk: Then I call him up and he acts like it's no big deal and told me that he was going to tell me. I'm in the mood to go over to his house and kick him in the balls.
So then my girlfriend tells me that she heard that he got head in my backseat....and then another friend tells me, and another friend. I am really ****ing pissed off right now, for threereasons. 1) He didn't have the balls to tell me 2) The fact that he got head in my backseat pisses me off and 3) He told everyone but me.
I am really pissed right now :madfawk: Then I call him up and he acts like it's no big deal and told me that he was going to tell me. I'm in the mood to go over to his house and kick him in the balls.
dude it was his birthday, and its not like he pooped back there or anything :thinking:
edit: oh he told everyone but you :thinking: I'd be mad at him as a friend, but not mad that it happened in the first place.
edit: oh he told everyone but you :thinking: I'd be mad at him as a friend, but not mad that it happened in the first place.
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From: Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeetroit
I'm more mad at him as a friend, I guess. I mean I can understand how it happened...hell, had the roles been reversed I sure as shit wouldn't have said no. But why the **** lie to me? I called him up earlier and told me that he "didn't feel like telling me" that night but was going to. That's not cool.
I still need to take some carpet cleaner and 409 to my backseat...he's told me before that she doesn't swallow :ugh:
I still need to take some carpet cleaner and 409 to my backseat...he's told me before that she doesn't swallow :ugh:
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From: Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeetroit
Originally posted by DB7 2.0
so did she spit or swallow?
so did she spit or swallow?
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From: Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeetroit
Originally posted by DB7 2.0
she spits? :down:
she spits? :down:


