Jack Handey. h:

"If you're a cowboy, and you're dragging a guy behind your horse, I bet it would really make you mad if you looked back and the guy was reading a magazine."

"I scrambled to the top of the precipice where Nick was waiting. "That was fun," I said. "You bet it was," said Nick. "Let's climb higher." "No," I said. "I think we should be heading back now." "We have time," Nick insisted. I said we didn't, and Nick said we did. We argued back and forth like that for about 20 minutes, then finally decided to head back. I didn't say it was an interesting story."

"I'm telling you, just attach a big parachute to the plane itself! Is anyone listening to me?!"



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:uhhok:

 

stop being a pussy.. if you were back there ud have doen the same thing

 

@ deek