kangaroo baby with a benzo
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Originally posted by DB7 2.0
customer: what is Toast Titanium 6?
me: it is a cd-burning software
customer: so can i make cd's with that?
me: yes
customer: so what's a cd-burner:
me: :eh: you make cd's with it
customer: then why would anyone buy toast?
me: so you can have a program to make cd's
customer: then why would anyone buy a cd-burner if it does the same thing?
me: :eh: because toast is the software and a cd-burner is the hardware, the actual drive
customer: and?
me: :doh:
customer: what is Toast Titanium 6?
me: it is a cd-burning software
customer: so can i make cd's with that?
me: yes
customer: so what's a cd-burner:
me: :eh: you make cd's with it
customer: then why would anyone buy toast?
me: so you can have a program to make cd's
customer: then why would anyone buy a cd-burner if it does the same thing?
me: :eh: because toast is the software and a cd-burner is the hardware, the actual drive
customer: and?
me: :doh:
my co-worker told me about this one.
we have a product called VideoH it comes in PCI/CD/DVD versions. PCI is a PCI card and it comes with a DVD/VCD authoring program. CD version only allows VCD and DVD version is a USB 2.0 external capture box with DVD/VCD authoring.
so this customer calls in with VideoH DVD edition.
he is complaining about false advertisement. the DVD edition isn't a DVD edition at all :blah: :blah: so after about 10mins of listening to thi idiot ramble on, co worker asks him what kind of DVD burner he has?
customer: dvd burner?
CoW: yes
customer: well that's why I'm calling
CoW:
what do you mean?customer: it says DVD on the box, but it doesn't come with one!
CoW: goes through pretty much the same thing eddie did with his customer
me: :rofl: :lmfao:
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From: the best coast
Originally posted by DakarM
my co-worker told me about this one.
we have a product called VideoH it comes in PCI/CD/DVD versions. PCI is a PCI card and it comes with a DVD/VCD authoring program. CD version only allows VCD and DVD version is a USB 2.0 external capture box with DVD/VCD authoring.
so this customer calls in with VideoH DVD edition.
he is complaining about false advertisement. the DVD edition isn't a DVD edition at all :blah: :blah: so after about 10mins of listening to thi idiot ramble on, co worker asks him what kind of DVD burner he has?
customer: dvd burner?
CoW: yes
customer: well that's why I'm calling
CoW: what do you mean?
customer: it says DVD on the box, but it doesn't come with one!
CoW: goes through pretty much the same thing eddie did with his customer
me: :rofl: :lmfao:
my co-worker told me about this one.
we have a product called VideoH it comes in PCI/CD/DVD versions. PCI is a PCI card and it comes with a DVD/VCD authoring program. CD version only allows VCD and DVD version is a USB 2.0 external capture box with DVD/VCD authoring.
so this customer calls in with VideoH DVD edition.
he is complaining about false advertisement. the DVD edition isn't a DVD edition at all :blah: :blah: so after about 10mins of listening to thi idiot ramble on, co worker asks him what kind of DVD burner he has?
customer: dvd burner?
CoW: yes
customer: well that's why I'm calling
CoW:
what do you mean?customer: it says DVD on the box, but it doesn't come with one!
CoW: goes through pretty much the same thing eddie did with his customer
me: :rofl: :lmfao:
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From: eL Lay, SoCal
Originally posted by DakarM
my co-worker told me about this one.
we have a product called VideoH it comes in PCI/CD/DVD versions. PCI is a PCI card and it comes with a DVD/VCD authoring program. CD version only allows VCD and DVD version is a USB 2.0 external capture box with DVD/VCD authoring.
so this customer calls in with VideoH DVD edition.
he is complaining about false advertisement. the DVD edition isn't a DVD edition at all :blah: :blah: so after about 10mins of listening to thi idiot ramble on, co worker asks him what kind of DVD burner he has?
customer: dvd burner?
CoW: yes
customer: well that's why I'm calling
CoW: what do you mean?
customer: it says DVD on the box, but it doesn't come with one!
CoW: goes through pretty much the same thing eddie did with his customer
me: :rofl: :lmfao:
my co-worker told me about this one.
we have a product called VideoH it comes in PCI/CD/DVD versions. PCI is a PCI card and it comes with a DVD/VCD authoring program. CD version only allows VCD and DVD version is a USB 2.0 external capture box with DVD/VCD authoring.
so this customer calls in with VideoH DVD edition.
he is complaining about false advertisement. the DVD edition isn't a DVD edition at all :blah: :blah: so after about 10mins of listening to thi idiot ramble on, co worker asks him what kind of DVD burner he has?
customer: dvd burner?
CoW: yes
customer: well that's why I'm calling
CoW:
what do you mean?customer: it says DVD on the box, but it doesn't come with one!
CoW: goes through pretty much the same thing eddie did with his customer
me: :rofl: :lmfao:
Originally posted by Resse
OMG.... I just got it
"kangaroo baby with a benzo"
:doh:
OMG.... I just got it
"kangaroo baby with a benzo"
:doh:
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From: Beverly Hills, CA
Originally posted by joebenz
:rofl: gimme all your suspension stuff :db:
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