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Old Nov 3, 2003 | 04:21 PM
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Default How to get a fire/light?

No matches, no lighter....nothing. Is there some ancient technique to start a minor fire so I may inhale some toxins? h:
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Old Nov 3, 2003 | 04:22 PM
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huh
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Old Nov 3, 2003 | 04:22 PM
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I may inhale some toxins? h:
If you haven't showered, rub your nuts and take a wiff.h:
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Old Nov 3, 2003 | 04:22 PM
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stove burners
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Old Nov 3, 2003 | 04:23 PM
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I used a toaster once.

Light a piece of paper, dont stick it up to your face
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Old Nov 3, 2003 | 04:23 PM
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hairspray, paper, and a grill ignitor:rick:
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Old Nov 3, 2003 | 04:23 PM
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Soak a rag in oil and drop it on the header of a warm car.
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Old Nov 3, 2003 | 04:24 PM
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rub your hands together reallllly fast :rick:
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Old Nov 3, 2003 | 04:25 PM
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Originally posted by Snoopy
rub your hands together reallllly fast :rick:
You only want to do that on cold chilly days before you fap.h:
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Old Nov 3, 2003 | 04:28 PM
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fart in a can, sealed it in a container, then exposed to the sun light? :rick:
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