Redneck Joke "I hit a pig"
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Redneck Joke "I hit a pig"
A redneck is driving 'round the farm, checking the fences. After a few
minutes he radios his boss and says, "Boss, I've got a problem. I hit a
pig on the road and he's stuck under my truck.
He's still wriggling what should I do?"
"In the back of your truck there's a shotgun. Shoot the pig in the head
and when it stops wriggling you can pull it out and throw it in a bush."
The farm worker agrees and signs off. About 10 minutes later he radios
back. "Boss I did what you said, I shot the pig and dragged it out and
threw it in a bush."
"So what's the problem now?" his Boss snapped.
"The blue light on his motorcycle is still flashing".
minutes he radios his boss and says, "Boss, I've got a problem. I hit a
pig on the road and he's stuck under my truck.
He's still wriggling what should I do?"
"In the back of your truck there's a shotgun. Shoot the pig in the head
and when it stops wriggling you can pull it out and throw it in a bush."
The farm worker agrees and signs off. About 10 minutes later he radios
back. "Boss I did what you said, I shot the pig and dragged it out and
threw it in a bush."
"So what's the problem now?" his Boss snapped.
"The blue light on his motorcycle is still flashing".
