Redneck Joke "I hit a pig"
 

A redneck is driving 'round the farm, checking the fences. After a few
minutes he radios his boss and says, "Boss, I've got a problem. I hit a
pig on the road and he's stuck under my truck.
He's still wriggling what should I do?"

"In the back of your truck there's a shotgun. Shoot the pig in the head
and when it stops wriggling you can pull it out and throw it in a bush."

The farm worker agrees and signs off. About 10 minutes later he radios
back. "Boss I did what you said, I shot the pig and dragged it out and
threw it in a bush."

"So what's the problem now?" his Boss snapped.

"The blue light on his motorcycle is still flashing".

:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao: i dont care who you are...thats funny:lmfao:

DAMNNNNNNNN :lmfao:

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hahahhaa :rofl:

ehehe.

ohhh thats terrible......






















but still funny :rofl:

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