untrue. but i *can* hold a beer in between 'em and drink it. :thumbup:

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-have more negotiating power (with men shorter than them)

absolutely true.

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-usually can find leftover popcorn after a movie

what, because i'm blessed on top, i automatically spill my food? this one's just stupid.

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-know where to look first for lost earrings

curiously, i find my lost earrings on the floor. :slap:

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-rarely lack for a slow dance partner

ah... that explains a lot.

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-have a place to set their glasses when sitting in an armless recliner

holy uncomfortable, batman! they may be bouncy, but they *are* made of skin. would you want to put your glasses between your asscheeks?

 

Calm down. It's only a joke.

I didn't write it. I only posted it.

 

:naughty::wopics::naughty:

 

did my reply seem agitated to you? it was supposed to be funny.


oh well. :dunno:

 

No, no. Didnt bother me. I was joking back. :thumbup: