Originally posted by ride_out
Big Busted Women
-have a neat place to carry spare change
untrue. but i *can* hold a beer in between 'em and drink it. :thumbup:
-have more negotiating power (with men shorter than them)
absolutely true.
-usually can find leftover popcorn after a movie
what, because i'm blessed on top, i automatically spill my food? this one's just stupid.
-know where to look first for lost earrings
curiously, i find my lost earrings on the floor. :slap:
-rarely lack for a slow dance partner
ah... that explains a lot.
-have a place to set their glasses when sitting in an armless recliner
holy uncomfortable, batman! they may be bouncy, but they *are* made of skin. would you want to put your glasses between your asscheeks?