Naw. From 1999 to 2010, I was in long-term relationship after long-term relationship trying to find "the one".

Then ... I realized ... I just don't care.
- Do I check in with anyone? No and it's awesome.
- In June of 2010, did I spend my first IT contractor check on strippers? Yes and it was awesome.
- Do I have more time for my friends? For sure.

 

Please give examples of the the worst and best thing viewed while using public transit. Tell me, in detail, how it made you feel.

 

I have pictures. I wanted to start a blog about the most disgusting things I've seen on the public trans.

Worst:

The doors into the vestibules are covered in filth. You're supposed to slide these doors open with your hands.

(you can see the grease and dust stick to the doors)
- I don't ever want to touch the doors with my open hands. I always try to punch them open or kick the shit out of them.


Bird shit.

- At first I was disgusted. Shortly after, I was looking for birds.


During the weekends, the transit association bug bombs the trains. They never do a good job of cleaning though. Here's the baggage tray that sits over your head.

(ticks, mites, all kinds of insects)
- I never leave my bag open on the train. I fear something will crawl or fall in.

Dried blood on a wall. It looks like someone cut their hand and didn't realize.

- This was gross. I had to tell a conductor about the blood. It's a hazmat issue.

Note, I go from Chicago to the Northwest suburbs. If I were to take Chicago transportation to commute within the city, it's 100X more disgusting.



Best? I'm guessing random chicks during the summer. They wear almost nothing. It's bonerriffic.

 

I knew that would get you going :rofl:, hilarious.

Next, what are the worst examples of humanity you've seen on public transit. Hopefully you have photo evidence for this as well.

 

In for photos of horrible humans.

 

http://www.nbcchicago.com/traffic/tr...184148911.html

 

This is why I want to know :rofl:

 

This has to be the most unique and humbling thing I've read on HAN. Made my day Drew.

On to the question!
- Favorite pron star?

 

and

:naughty:
I tend to cycle through favorites. The internet makes porn stars so quickly now-a-days, it's impossible to keep up. Also, these girls tend to wreck their bodies over time (bad boob jobs, injections, over tanning, etc), so they won't be hot for long.

Zoey Kush
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Tasha Reign
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Holly Michaels
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Callie Cyprus
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^ Let the googling commence!