Karma 1: Homeless dude 0
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From: Baltimore, MD
Karma 1: Homeless dude 0
I walked past a homeless dude tonight and he said: "I don't want money, all I want is food." I pretended to ignore him like everyone else but I thought about what he said. As I thought about what he said I went into a pizza place and decided to get him a slice. When I came back out he was gone. I guess he missed out but my karma got a bonus. I felt a little bad I didn't get to give it to him but O'well. I do nice shit like this often enough.
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From: Holyoke, MA
my buddy walked by a homeless guy and he asked for money my friend ignored him. my friend walked by him again 3 hours later drinking a snapple on his way home. the homeless guy said "you cant give me anything but you buy a fucking snapple you fat fuck". my friend whipped the bottle at his head and knocked him out. karma got that guy.
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From: San Diego, CA
my buddy walked by a homeless guy and he asked for money my friend ignored him. my friend walked by him again 3 hours later drinking a snapple on his way home. the homeless guy said "you cant give me anything but you buy a fucking snapple you fat fuck". my friend whipped the bottle at his head and knocked him out. karma got that guy.
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From: Cali
There was this old guy, Claud, outside of Subway one day. He looked like he had a cold. I asked him if he'd like a 5-dollar foot long, but he asked for soup with lots of crackers. The people in the store looked at me like I was crazy for asking him to come in with me, but I told him to not to worry. They weren't going to kick us both out 
h: He was an old-timer. Reminded me of Popeye's dad with his Raspy voice and mouth hidden from beneath his beard and mustache.
I saw him a few days later and called him by his name. Made him feel good.
h: He was an old-timer. Reminded me of Popeye's dad with his Raspy voice and mouth hidden from beneath his beard and mustache. I saw him a few days later and called him by his name. Made him feel good.
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From: San Diego, CA
There was this old guy, Claud, outside of Subway one day. He looked like he had a cold. I asked him if he'd like a 5-dollar foot long, but he asked for soup with lots of crackers. The people in the store looked at me like I was crazy for asking him to come in with me, but I told him to not to worry. They weren't going to kick us both out h: He was an old-timer. Reminded me of Popeye's dad with his Raspy voice and mouth hidden from beneath his beard and mustache.
I saw him a few days later and called him by his name. Made him feel good.
h: He was an old-timer. Reminded me of Popeye's dad with his Raspy voice and mouth hidden from beneath his beard and mustache. I saw him a few days later and called him by his name. Made him feel good.
"its all your in head man you can do it"
:lmao:. dude was cool
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From: MI
similar story:
stopped at BK one mornin cuz i was runnin late and didnt grab breakfast. grabbed two sandwiches cuz there was a special. homeless dude was outised and was like, hey man got any money i'm really hungry. i dont carry cash usually so i told him so and was like sorry man all i have is plast but i tell ya what i got these sandwiches you can have the extra one and the hashbrowns if you want. he goes oh no i cant eat those they are too greasy ... i was like fuck you then your loss. you're homeless and hungry cant be picky
stopped at BK one mornin cuz i was runnin late and didnt grab breakfast. grabbed two sandwiches cuz there was a special. homeless dude was outised and was like, hey man got any money i'm really hungry. i dont carry cash usually so i told him so and was like sorry man all i have is plast but i tell ya what i got these sandwiches you can have the extra one and the hashbrowns if you want. he goes oh no i cant eat those they are too greasy ... i was like fuck you then your loss. you're homeless and hungry cant be picky
snitches get stitches
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From: Portland, OR
bums in socal have it easy. nice weather all the time. I feel bad for bums in northern climates. I couldn't imagine sleeping on the streets when its 30 degrees out or pouring down rain.