£5 performance chip from eBay - opinions please!
Hi All,
I'm new here so hello
I have bought a performance chip of ebay for my 99 1.8 Accord SE (UK). Twas only £5 and claims to fool the ECU etc etc (see here http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.d...tem=7948249974)
I just wanted to know what people experiences were with these things. It seem too good to be true IMHO. I don't want to cane my engine unnecessarily so what's the beef folks?
-Greg
I'm new here so hello
I have bought a performance chip of ebay for my 99 1.8 Accord SE (UK). Twas only £5 and claims to fool the ECU etc etc (see here http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.d...tem=7948249974)
I just wanted to know what people experiences were with these things. It seem too good to be true IMHO. I don't want to cane my engine unnecessarily so what's the beef folks?
-Greg
They are garbage. It will make your car run worse than before. The program it contains is only for highly modified cars. Save yourself the heartache by throwing the chip on the ground, smashing it with your boot, and call it a day.
Originally Posted by Shmoo
They are garbage. It will make your car run worse than before. The program it contains is only for highly modified cars. Save yourself the heartache by throwing the chip on the ground, smashing it with your boot, and call it a day.
Well thanks for the response. 
Now the damn thing has arrived I realise, as Kai correctly tells us, that it aint no damn chip but a resistor. Hmmm <strokes imaginary beard> Missale of goods act... I will take your advice and ceromonially burn the thing. I am happy wasting £5 given that I haven't nailed my nice shiny VTEC!!!
Next question: can anyone recommend a *real* mod chip?? I would really like to be able to plug my laptop into my engine and 'tinker' myself. Any thoughts?

Now the damn thing has arrived I realise, as Kai correctly tells us, that it aint no damn chip but a resistor. Hmmm <strokes imaginary beard> Missale of goods act... I will take your advice and ceromonially burn the thing. I am happy wasting £5 given that I haven't nailed my nice shiny VTEC!!!
Next question: can anyone recommend a *real* mod chip?? I would really like to be able to plug my laptop into my engine and 'tinker' myself. Any thoughts?
Originally Posted by :snoopy:
hondata
aem ems
motec
these are all real tuning devices. if you dont know what you're doing i wouldnt recommend 'tinkering' with it.
aem ems
motec
these are all real tuning devices. if you dont know what you're doing i wouldnt recommend 'tinkering' with it.
Decided to leave the guy -VE feedback and he didn't take very kindly to it! LOL. I pointed out that he was ripping people of, mis-selling goods etc. I feel conned and wan't to prevent the w@anker conning others now :@ Chip? Chip my arse!
Originally Posted by bonstio
Next question: can anyone recommend a *real* mod chip?? I would really like to be able to plug my laptop into my engine and 'tinker' myself. Any thoughts?


