Step 1. Put bike in car.
Step 2. Drive to Earthlink HQ
....

you get the idea...

Btw, I used to have a dial up from Mindspring and it was EXCELLENT, I mean 100 pings were common. Now, ever since Earthlink bought them, you see "mainstreaming" in other words, shorting the ammount of servers/bandwidth like AOL does.

Asshole nazis.