Um mine beats all...

Woman didn't half clutch, ebrake or double foot on a very steep hill and smashed into my car. I tooted and flashed at her to pull over, she gunned it and left. I had to chase her for a few miles before she pulled over and her answer was "I'm not from here."

She was hot and milfy, plus my car didn't have damage so I let her go. Hindsight says I should have got her information and then called her for some :naughty: stuff.