i would have stopped fueling, gone inside and waiting to make sure you were "pre approved" to fuel, also i would make sure to get a delicious but NUTRITIOUS treat for my nana. its important nana has her gatorade, chips, cigs, and a few other things that i just CANT remember what...

 

i was sitting at a stop sign after just agreeing to buy this s10 from my dad earlier in the day.

sitting there with my freshly washed and vacuumed, and the first major purchase of my life, not in my hands but 6 hours when this dumb bitch in a prelude backs into my side. I was sitting at a stop sign, and when she did it i had my horn BLARING, and while its a small truck it was a loud horn... i yelled FAWWWWWK so loud (windows up, it was cold that night) she was visibly shaken when i got out cuz she had heard me through both windows. her husband than came and tried to change the story saying i was speeding without my lights on. (my lights were still on when the cop got there, and the dent was STRAIGHT through my bed, no scratches ...showed the cop and said it was obvious. my insurance company took them to court cuz they faught the cops' story

i eventually got my money, but as a junior or senior in high school i sure didnt need to dick around with a $1400 bill for three months like they did to me.

 

LOL - I probably would have been shot. Or I would have come back out to find the guy-and-girl SUV team taking turns ramming the family minivan.

 

i was sitting in a gas station once in my 1978 cutlass and i had like a pair of tens in a bandpass in the trunk of that car...
this asshole in a tow truck comes stumbling up with a smile on his face, "does that actually sound good?"

i told him to shut his dumb face and get the fawk back in his car...then he swore at me for a while and i left.

 

I have far too many... and I'm too lazy to type them out

 

 

At my old apt. complex, the entrance to the place is a steep incline bulging up from the ground, so it's very abrupt. I was walking home from Wendy's (across the street) and this old dumb bitch in a Jaguar XKR is headed for the entrance at 20 mph. I was like "ooohhh sh*t..." and BANG! Bitch slams the bumper into the incline and the car tilts forward, then tilts back and stupid lady drives off.

:madfawk: dumb women that can't appreciate blingin' cars

 

my buddy got a ring from the police at his door one morning

"um your car is totalled"

his neighbor was comoing back from picking up the paper and fell asleep: plowed into his car and pushed it up on the neighbors lawn.

 

I don't want to remember most of mine. Here in Chicago, I encounter stuff like that a dozen times a day. That's the amazing thing to me, that it happens so often.

 

chicago is a horrible place to try to keep a car looking decent.