Lucky bastard


everytime I got stopped the cops where like no..still not beleiving it...and then I pulled the but it is the Intake you are hearing...So they said pop the hood....OK sure, I pop the hood and rev,
Them: yea that is loud but I stil lhear the exahust.....Wait what are the blue lights in your headlights.....
ME: ****
THEM: What are they
ME: SHow strobes
THEM: Turn them on....
ME: ****
THEM: YEa I saw a car driving down the road with those on a couple of nights ago...
ME: Was not me (****)
THEM: Well that makes 2 tickets....Have a nice day....