*First-aid kit
now you're a precertified nurse.

*Rear window defogger
oh really, that's what those lines are for.

*Digital clock
wow, a clock, digital too.

*Center console
Ooo, another glove box.

*Tilt steering wheel
hey, it moves up and down.

*Tachometer and trip meter
so that why the engine get louder when I don't shift.

*Driver's sun visor with mirror
whoopy.

*Front sport bucket seats with fabric upholstery
what, did it use to have a chair as standard.

*Amber instrument panel illumination
green must be slower or something.

*Choice of one of three wheel cover designs
Wal-Marts got more choices.

*Rear antenna (xA: roof-mounted, xB: in-glass)
must be a reception thing.


They actually list some of these as standard. I'm surprised they didn't add that you get 3 keys, new tire on the car, and a full tank of gas.
So what's standard again sir?