1) Coworker stopped by and mentioned lunch earlier so I said shoots..why not? He stops by 2 min later....."dag, forgot my wallet. i can't go."

Of course its a d1ck move to not cover him today, so i covered him even though i'm not eating out tomorrow, told him to just pay me back cash.
Then we go to Five Guys and he never likes ordering his own fries since they give you a lot of fries with one order. So he just orders a Bacon Cheeseburger and drink.........ends up eating my extra fries. I bet he only pays me for the burger/drink tomorrow.
2) Coworkers that utilize speakerphone when they are the only ones listening to the call. I don't need to hear your damn convo!

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