Originally Posted by white_n_slow

My friends also have some good ones:

Buddy puked off the second story balcony of a club directly onto a cab driver. Cab driver wanted to come up and kick his ass, but he didn't have enough cash for cover.

I was walking around my friend's neighborhood at night, another friend (not the one who lived there) argued with me as to which way was the right way home. We disagreed, and he went the way he thought was right. He came to (probably 6 hours later) in someone's back yard in the next town over... in order to get there, he must have crossed A) several neighborhoods B) Major 4-lane highway (no overpasses) C) open farm land. We were seriously like a block from the house when we parted ways.

Friend walked into my other friend's bedroom, sat down on the corner of his bed and took a piss (sitting down with his pants still on)

I also have a friend who sleepwalks (drunk or not, but usually worse when drunk) and he frequently pisses in the kitchen sink, talks to people, wanders around the neighborhood in his underwear, etc. He once climbed into bed with his parents (we were like 17 at the time).