I think it would be cool if said E85 convert stuck his face out for everyone to slap him as they walked by, and maybe occasionally he could slap himself..... drive that car by low hanging branches so as to be slapped by prickly twigs... that sort of thing.

No offense intended seriously, I just really HATE E85. I don't think it will work, not by any stretch of the imagination, not for the U.S. The government has wasted time on it because of political favor doing or whatever it's called and there are so many more viable options that should've been developed decades ago.