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Old Jun 6, 2009 | 09:27 PM
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Originally Posted by JessTD
my best homeless guy story ever ...

out with afriend, her and i are leaving a bar and this homeless dude comes up. im like great hes gonna want food money. dude goes, listen folks im not gonna lie. It's fucking cold out, i sleep in a alley and i beg for food but right now all i want is some whiskey to fight off the cold. i could make up a story but im not going to. all i want is a couple bucks to buy a pint of whatever i can afford and if you can spare it i'd appreciate.

i was so blown away by the guys honesty that i used the money i had in my pocket for a cab to buy him a pint of jack and i walked the mile home. bums just arent straight forward like that these days and i felt like if your going to be honest with me why cant i walk home instead of riding in a warm car.
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