Originally Posted by KirkLS

you have some splainin to do :eh:

Originally Posted by cpvdh

true story
my friend works at a club in portland and his roomate, another of my friends, was trying out as a bartender there as well
on his first night a girl pinches his ass
she does it again, then he catches her and tells her if she does it again she has to give him her number
numbers exchanged, he calls her after work
he picks her up and takes her home
roomate and his gf are at home in bed, he comes home with the girl and takes her to bed
roomates gf asks roomate, "did **** bring a friend over, is that a guys voice?"
roomate says no its a chick, no second thought about it
next day he is bragging about getting head 3 times from this chick, but she wouldnt let him touch her between her thigh and waist
later that week the roomate sees her at the club again with a friend
the friend is a crossdresser, then it clicks, its a dude all along
head from a dude, that sucks