Is a mouth a mouth? *Sexual discussion*NWS pics*
scrotal surge
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From: Cali
If you stuck your cac into a glory hole thinking there was a beautiful woman giving you a blow job, and after you came, you found out it was a guy, it doesn't count 
h: As men, we're much more visual than women when it comes to sex, so what's going through your mind is going to get you off, more than the person going down on you.
A person who quit drinking alcohol for 20 years and orders a virgin margarita, but is served an alcoholic one, gets a hallpass if when they realize it, they stop drinking it.
If you're getting your bologna pony smoked by a guy, and you don't stop him..... :run:
h: As men, we're much more visual than women when it comes to sex, so what's going through your mind is going to get you off, more than the person going down on you. A person who quit drinking alcohol for 20 years and orders a virgin margarita, but is served an alcoholic one, gets a hallpass if when they realize it, they stop drinking it.
If you're getting your bologna pony smoked by a guy, and you don't stop him..... :run:
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From: OR
true story
my friend works at a club in portland and his roomate, another of my friends, was trying out as a bartender there as well
on his first night a girl pinches his ass
she does it again, then he catches her and tells her if she does it again she has to give him her number
numbers exchanged, he calls her after work
he picks her up and takes her home
roomate and his gf are at home in bed, he comes home with the girl and takes her to bed
roomates gf asks roomate, "did **** bring a friend over, is that a guys voice?"
roomate says no its a chick, no second thought about it
next day he is bragging about getting head 3 times from this chick, but she wouldnt let him touch her between her thigh and waist
later that week the roomate sees her at the club again with a friend
the friend is a crossdresser, then it clicks, its a dude all along
head from a dude, that sucks
my friend works at a club in portland and his roomate, another of my friends, was trying out as a bartender there as well
on his first night a girl pinches his ass
she does it again, then he catches her and tells her if she does it again she has to give him her number
numbers exchanged, he calls her after work
he picks her up and takes her home
roomate and his gf are at home in bed, he comes home with the girl and takes her to bed
roomates gf asks roomate, "did **** bring a friend over, is that a guys voice?"
roomate says no its a chick, no second thought about it
next day he is bragging about getting head 3 times from this chick, but she wouldnt let him touch her between her thigh and waist
later that week the roomate sees her at the club again with a friend
the friend is a crossdresser, then it clicks, its a dude all along
head from a dude, that sucks
Z0chicks
Joined: Oct 2004
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From: PA
true story
my friend works at a club in portland and his roomate, another of my friends, was trying out as a bartender there as well
on his first night a girl pinches his ass
she does it again, then he catches her and tells her if she does it again she has to give him her number
numbers exchanged, he calls her after work
he picks her up and takes her home
roomate and his gf are at home in bed, he comes home with the girl and takes her to bed
roomates gf asks roomate, "did **** bring a friend over, is that a guys voice?"
roomate says no its a chick, no second thought about it
next day he is bragging about getting head 3 times from this chick, but she wouldnt let him touch her between her thigh and waist
later that week the roomate sees her at the club again with a friend
the friend is a crossdresser, then it clicks, its a dude all along
head from a dude, that sucks
my friend works at a club in portland and his roomate, another of my friends, was trying out as a bartender there as well
on his first night a girl pinches his ass
she does it again, then he catches her and tells her if she does it again she has to give him her number
numbers exchanged, he calls her after work
he picks her up and takes her home
roomate and his gf are at home in bed, he comes home with the girl and takes her to bed
roomates gf asks roomate, "did **** bring a friend over, is that a guys voice?"
roomate says no its a chick, no second thought about it
next day he is bragging about getting head 3 times from this chick, but she wouldnt let him touch her between her thigh and waist
later that week the roomate sees her at the club again with a friend
the friend is a crossdresser, then it clicks, its a dude all along
head from a dude, that sucks
wned: Sucks for him
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Woah... I shouldn't have read that story.,.