If you stuck your cac into a glory hole thinking there was a beautiful woman giving you a blow job, and after you came, you found out it was a guy, it doesn't count h: As men, we're much more visual than women when it comes to sex, so what's going through your mind is going to get you off, more than the person going down on you.

A person who quit drinking alcohol for 20 years and orders a virgin margarita, but is served an alcoholic one, gets a hallpass if when they realize it, they stop drinking it.

If you're getting your bologna pony smoked by a guy, and you don't stop him..... :run: