OOOOOOooohhhh shiiiit..... If that were my kid, he would have been choke slammed. I wouldn't give a fawk if it were on national TV or not.

On that note, my mom used to whoop my ass with a wooden spoon when I wouldn't listen. By the time I was about 10, she couldn't catch me anymore. She would just get tired chasing me around the house, so it pretty much stopped around that point.