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Old May 6, 2008 | 05:44 AM
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Subject: Rebate checks…sad but true

How to use Your Tax Rebate check...
As you may have heard, some of us will be getting a tax rebate check to stimulate the economy.

If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China .
If we spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs.
If we purchase a computer it will go to India .
If we purchase fruits and vegetables it will go to Mexico , Honduras , and Guatemala .
If we purchase a good car it will go to Japan or Germany.
If we purchase useless stuff it will go to Taiwan, and none of it will help our economy.

We need to keep that money here.

The only way to keep that money here at home is to spend it at yard sales,
since those are the only businesses that are locally owned!
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