Originally Posted by b00gers

This happened New Years Eve. I was in line at Longs. It was the 10 items or less line. BUT IT WAS SLOW. I was in one of those positions where I knew if I moved...my line would speed up. So I stayed. Being 5th in line, I stood as people started complaining about stuff or whatnot. The line started building. Then I was 3rd in line. Some motherfucker wanted to buy a couple packs of Snickers with a $.50 off coupon. But it wont scan. She tries and tries again. No go. The register lady just went :dunno:

She then called the manager. The guy behind me was like...all this to save a few cents. I was getting pissed. I walked up to the lady and said loud enough for people in other lines to hear, "how much are the coupons for? I will give you $2 if you just forget the coupons." She looked at me like she was doing some math. "You have 3 packs, this will give you another $.50. Take it and forget about the coupons."

People started LOLing. She took it. The guy behind me offered me a dollar. I declined. She went on her way. Then the manager came...and the register lady started chatting with him like..."yea the coupons didnt work but this guy gave the lady $2 to forget about them...." Then told the register lady in another line..."yea this guy just gave her $2...."

Then a lady behind me screamed out, KEEP THE LINE MOVING!

LOLOLOLOLz.