UPDATE!!

finally go the damn thing started. turns out it was the ignition fuse under the hood. since i didnt have a spare fuse at the time i took the one from the option position since they're both 50a. that started it up instantly. i go buy a new fuse to replace the one i took off the option but now with that fuse in i can roll down the windows but i get no start. if i take it out i can start the car but the windows wont roll down. :wtf: :madr: