Here is the best cure:

Tube of glue
A plastic bag
Copy of Hustler
A rope and a book on autoerotic asphyxia

Drop the tube of glue in a bag and huff it for a while then open up the Hustler and tie a knot so when you get off you can deprive oxygen. I tell you the rush of the orgasm will make you spackle the walls colors you never thought possible*



*Not responsible for death resulting in the misuse or wrong application of this shared knowledge, I am not Dr Ruth nor do I claim to be.