My longest relationship so far was with my ex wife. Dated for 2 years and married for right at 3 years (divorce finalized on our 3rd anniversary).

Fuck it, relationships come and go and no matter what life goes on and nobody but you cares about your relationship being over. so the best way is to post the noodz and at least put a smile on other peoples faces. You will smile too knowing her nekkidness is all over the web and she may find out and be embarassed by her parents finding it