Long story short, someone fucked with the lugnuts on the front left wheel of my Jeep while my friends and I were in a local diner over a joking comment.

Later down the road, the wheel shot off and the Jeep skidded to a stop on the brake rotor. Damage: brake rotor, front left fender, wheel, 5 broken wheel studs.

Now I have to find a wheel to replace it (or just find a set of 4 at a local salvage yard) and all will be good....except for the fender.

Dammit!