:lmfao: :rofl: oh my fucking god............... that is the funniest thing i read...... even more than the butter ass i think.....

"Beautiful Henredon leather sofa in burgundy. Only two years old. Need to get rid of it because it smells like cat piss. Originally paid $5,000 for it, but willing to sacrifice it just to get the smell out of our mobile home. You must wear gloves and a mask when picking it up.
Cats are available also if you would like to keep the sofa and it's urinator together."