More like...
guys: "Yo, LT, what's up?!?!!?!?!?! How's the Air Force?"
me: "It's good, real good. Have a house, a wife, and side whores in other countries"
guys: "You could've done that here right?"
me: "Nope." <staring blankly>
guys: "So...uh...what's your job?"
me: "I can't really tell you, it's classified"
guys: "Yo, we yo boys dawgggggggggggggggggg!"
me: "STFU you terrorists!" <draws gun, opens fire>
you watch too much tv.
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In Loving Memory
R.I.P. Huan Vo aka woong
01.14.1979 - 11.19.2008