Here's one from my mailbag:
Four guys and a woman are stuck in an elevator. While they are stuck, they strike up a conversation.
The first guy says, "I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E. , you know... ''Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist.''
The second guy says, "I'm a D.I.N.K.Y., you know...''Double Income, No Kids Yet. "
The third guy says, "I'm a R.U.B., you know...''Rich, Urban, Biker. "
The fourth guy says, I am a D.I.L.D.O., you know...''Double Income, Little Dog Owner.''
They turn to the woman and ask her. ''What are you?''
She replies: "I'm a WIFE, you know...Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc.''
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