a horse and a chicken were best friends

one day they were playing in the meadow on the farm where they lived...it rained and stormed intensely the night before and there were mud puddles scattered throughout the meadow...the horse was running around and accidently fell into one of the puddles...he tried hard to get out but was sinking and the chicken couldn't help

the horse said to the chicken "please go up and find the farmer, get his tractor and pull me out"...so the chicken obliged and ran up to the farm house to find the farmer...he couldn't find him or find the tractor...but in the shed he found the farmers old mercedes benz and somehow drove it down to his friend and tied a rope around the bumper and pulled him out...the horse was very thankful and they played carefully

the very next day the horse and chicken were again playing the meadow, but this time the chicken fell into the mud puddle...the chicked asked to his friend the horse "please go up and find the farmer, get his tractor or the old car and pull me out"...the horse said in return..."I'm bigger than you and can straddle this mud puddle"...so the horse did so...the chicked asked what next...the horse replied "well grab my thingy hanging between my legs and I can pull you out"...well the chicken gently grabbed his thingy and the horse rescued him

the moral of this story is if you are hung like a horse, you don't need a mercedes to pick up chicks.