A man actually gives in to those internet ads and goes in to get his penis enlarged. It was a pretty radical procedure that involved graphing in the trunk of a baby elephant to his member. Anyway, after weeks of recovery the man and his wife sat down to dinner to celebrate. Suddenly, his penis appeared, reached across the table, grabbed a dinner roll, and shot back into his pants. After many minutes of exchanging shocked looks, the wife calmed down and raised an eyebrow.

Wife: "Wow, I would love to see that again".

Man (small voice): "Yeah, but I don't think I can fit another roll in my ass.."