It looks like I'm probably about the 1 millionth person to ask a question about the SRS light, but I didn't notice anyone having the same issue as myself.

I found a few threads that show how to reset the SRS light by using a jumper wire or paperclip. Following those instructions, the first thing that should happen, is the SRS light should go off after 6-seconds. Mine, however, never turns off. I've used solid wire, stranded wire, paper-clips (of 2 different sizes) and it never goes off.

That can't be good, huh?